Dear Little Boy,
I left out a few things, which inevitably were the things that made me decide to write the post to begin with. And of course they are how I know you are mine, since I know me best.
10. You sometimes snort when you laugh. I'm not proud of this.
11. Your body jerks when you are falling asleep. Sorry...
The good news is that your future wife can always say, "at least you come by it honestly". I may or may not use that almost daily with your dad.
P.S. Please stop waking up at 4 AM.